Mar 2, 2011
By
Delon Anthony
- Buy a falconer’s glove.
- Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
- Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
- Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
- If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn't mind helping you look for your falcon.
- No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.
- Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.
- At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.
- By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.
- Good luck!
- *NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!
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